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Jabulela ukuhlala kwakho lapha. Uzojabulela ukuqhutshwa kokubuyekezwa okuqhubekayo, ukuthi abanye abantu bathanda ukubiza ngokuthi "ukuthumela". Uzokujabulela ukukhuluma nabantu abanjengomqondo ofanayo, ngoba wabelana ngekink efanayo. Mhlawumbe uzomenza abangane abasha endleleni, mhlawumbe uzothola izingane ezibhebhe ezishisayo ukuze zifake ngomshini, owaziyo? Into kuphela eqinisekile: uzothola amathani omfisha wamahhala. Mhlawumbe uzodinga i-hard drive enkulu?

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